Cato wrote a comment about my Thanksgiving Day post about the line-up and frisk routine I experienced at the county courthouse this past week. Cato thought it might be a good opportunity to use people's distress and annoyance to agitate for greater liberty. Well, maybe, but it got me to thinking.
Here is my condensed hypothetical notions of what
really would happen if people started to bitch about long lines and such at government buildings:
Democratic Party politicians:
"We need to hire lots more clerks to serve the people! And we're sure people won't object to a small tax increase to pay for it , either. After all, there ain't no free lunch, eh? (The
vulgar libertarian argumentation most often used by politicians.)
Republican Party politicians:
"We need to outsource this whole process to India, or hire temps, or part-timers to provide more convenient service at lower prices. An extra fee could be added onto licenses, permits, fines, or fees to pay for it if need be. After all, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, eh? And God bless America!
Green Party politicians:
All licenses will be issued on organically grown, solar-powered, recyclable fair-trade paper and.. (ad nausem). And if it costs more, well tough. It
costs money to be eco-friendly,
so shut-up and pay it folks! There ain't no.."
Libertarian Party politicians:
"We'll make jail inmates or welfare-receipients work as "volunteer" clerks for no-pay. After all, there ain't no...&tc.
Anarchists:
" Licenses? We don't need any stinkin' licenses
or state entities to make us have 'em either. Phooey on this whole business anyhow."
Cynical? You bet. But that's been my bitter experience when dealing with real issues through what passes for politics in this society.
So Cato, if you got any ideas that wouldn't result in any of the above catagories, please, I'd like to hear them.